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Crouching Tiger Hidden Penis · 2026 season · Week 9 · upcoming

Alan Autry Bubbas vs Bone Bandits

The matchup of the week: No. 3 in the power rankings is involved; a rematch of a championship game; one of the league's top rivalries (65.67/100). All-time, Hunter Ansley leads the series 13–7, with 1 playoff meeting.

AAAlan Autry BubbasHunter Ansley
Record
6-2
Power
No. 3
Proj
137.6
BBBone BanditsLance Black
Record
5-3
Power
No. 6
Proj
115.6

Bone Bandits most resembles the 2015 Pimp Trick Gangsta Click, who won it all. Compare →

This week's slate
Through week 8

Power Rankings

Full rankings and methodology →
#TeamRecRating
1–BWBooger WolfWill Salzer4-460.9
2–PTPimp Trick Gangsta ClickMourice Wilson6-260.8
3▲1AAAlan Autry BubbasHunter Ansley6-258.7
4▲2LILaces IN!! Laces IN!!Joshua Gary5-353.0
5–SCSHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANTEric Nicaud5-350.4
6▼3BBBone BanditsLance Black5-349.7
7–TSTeam SportsTaylor Bolton3-545.7
8–JFJohnson, FlaccidJeffrey Proctor2-643.7
9▲16P6 Pack Big MacsNick Valluzzo3-538.8
10▼1BMBeast Mode CowboyJesse Landry1-738.3
Best team: Booger WolfHottest: Alan Autry BubbasColdest: Beast Mode CowboyMost improved: Laces IN!! Laces IN!!Biggest fall: Bone BanditsMost dangerous low seed: Johnson, FlaccidMost overrated by record: Bone BanditsMost underrated by record: Booger Wolf
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Contradiction
Jesse Landry has lost 7.9 more games than the scores say they should have.

All-play says 100.9 expected wins; the actual record is 93-76. The league's unluckiest schedule over 12 seasons.

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Record
Joshua Gary won 2017 from the 6th seed, the lowest ever to take the title.

Gronkey Punch Time went 7-6 then won 3 straight in the bracket.

Bracket →
Rivalry
Joshua Gary has knocked Jeffrey Proctor out of the playoffs 4 times.

More playoff eliminations than any other opponent has handed Jeff.

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Rivalry
Mourice Wilson has beaten Taylor Bolton 7 straight times.

Series record 13–11 in favor of Mourice. Last meeting: 2026 week 1.

Rivalry →
Contradiction
Will Salzer is the best manager without a championship.

Career scoring +0.17 σ above league average, 2 finals, 4 playoff trips in 6 seasons, zero titles.

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Rivalry
Jesse Landry owns Jeffrey Proctor: 15–1 all-time.

16 meetings since 2014. Average margin 38.3 points.

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6 teams qualify

Playoff Picture

Probabilities →
#TeamRecPlayoffTitle
1PTPimp Trick Gangsta Click6-2100%28%
2AAAlan Autry Bubbas6-299%16%
3BBBone Bandits5-393%13%
4LILaces IN!! Laces IN!!5-393%12%
5SCSHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT5-386%7%
6BWBooger Wolf4-493%21%
7TSTeam Sports3-526%2%
86P6 Pack Big Macs3-56%0%
9JFJohnson, Flaccid2-63%0%
10BMBeast Mode Cowboy1-70%0%

Line marks the last playoff spot. Standings use wins then points; ESPN's seeding tiebreakers apply at season's end. Probabilities from the season simulation.

Since 2014

League History

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Completed seasons
12
Different champions
7
of 14 managers
Most titles
2
Most wins
103
Reigning champion
SC
SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT
Eric Nicaud · 2025
Beat Alan Autry Bubbas 115–103 in the final. 10-4 regular season, 2nd seed.